1613
Michael Romanov Elected Tsar
Sixteen years old and hiding with his mother in a monastery near Kostroma, Michael Fyodorovich Romanov was informed by a delegation of boyars that a Zemsky Sobor had elected him tsar. He accepted tearfully. The Time of Troubles was over; the Romanov dynasty had three centuries ahead of it, ending only in revolution and a basement in Yekaterinburg.
Pocahontas Kidnapped
English colonists lured the Powhatan princess aboard a ship on the Potomac and held her as a hostage against her father. She was taught English, baptized as Rebecca, and married the tobacco planter John Rolfe, becoming a diplomatic trophy paraded in London before dying of European disease at twenty-one. Her brief life became a parable the colonizers told themselves about consent.
Globe Theatre Burns Down
During a performance of Henry VIII, a stage cannon set fire to the thatched roof of the Globe and the theatre burned to the ground within an hour. No one died but one man's breeches, which an onlooker doused with ale. The Globe would be rebuilt in a year, with tiles.
Tea Arrives in England
The first shipment of Chinese tea, brought by the Dutch East India Company and re-exported by English merchants, reached London. Served bitter and expensive, it was at first treated as medicine. Within a century, tea would be England's obsession and, indirectly, the cause of an American revolution. The humble leaf would reshape global trade, taxation, and daily domestic ritual.