1811
Muhammad Ali's Citadel Massacre
Invited to a banquet at the Cairo Citadel, some four hundred Mamluk beys were cut down in the narrow descent as they left. Muhammad Ali watched from the gate. Three centuries of Mamluk power in Egypt ended before nightfall, and the pasha set about building a European-style state on the bones.
Battle of Tippecanoe
While the Shawnee prophet Tenskwatawa's confederacy slept, William Henry Harrison's militia attacked at dawn on the Wabash. The native village was burned; Tecumseh, away recruiting, came home to ashes. Harrison would ride the victory to the White House. Tecumseh would fight on, and die, in British service. His dream of a pan-Indian confederacy died with him at the Thames in 1813, and the frontier moved west.
Paraguay Independent
The colonial cabildo in Asuncion, with unusual composure, deposed the Spanish governor without shots fired and declared Paraguay independent. Dr. Jose Gaspar Rodriguez de Francia would soon rule the landlocked country as dictator for almost thirty years, sealing its borders and making it the strangest experiment in isolation in the Americas.
Luddites Smash Frames
In the Nottinghamshire winter, masked weavers began breaking the wide stocking frames that were putting them out of work. They signed themselves General Ludd. Parliament made frame-breaking a capital crime; Byron's maiden speech in the Lords defended them. The machines won, but the word survived. The Luddite movement spread to Yorkshire and Lancashire, and at its peak required more troops to suppress than Wellington had taken to Portugal.
German Coast Uprising
In Louisiana, as many as five hundred enslaved workers marched on New Orleans with cane knives and improvised flags, chanting "Freedom or death." The militia cut them down. Ninety-five were killed or executed; heads were mounted on poles along the river road. It was the largest slave revolt in United States history, and the one white America chose to forget.